Sunday, February 7, 2010

The Gays and Why They Get on My Last Nerve...

So I have this friend, well he was sort of a friend, from way back in the day. We didn't really talk that much but honestly I found him intriguing to say the least. My instincts are pretty good when it comes to people, but like most people I believe that all people are good at the core. However as I nearer to the age of forty, I should really know better. Well this so called friend is back in Atlanta and he found me on facebook, so we started chatting and texting. Fellow bloggers, let this be a warning to all of out there. If they cannot talk to you on the phone then it means they don't have much to say. It also means that they are hiding something behind the words they type. Well the first clue that he was potentially trash was him disclosing that he was horny and would like to see some dick and ass shots. I don't have any pics directly on my phone. But I have played with the best. So I was like sure we can exchange pics if u like because he actually is pleasing to the eye, and I assumed that he has a nice dick and ass. I am more interested in the hole, is it hairless or hairy. Is it tight or slightly open, with that pee-a-boo thang going on. Or is he a freak, whose hole has been used to the point of where if you play with it alittle does his lips swell up. I know, hot right...

Well, when I purposed the exchanging of pics he was like "I am a professional and I can't have pics like that of me floating around. Well, what the fuck am I? Gay decorum 101 states that if you want to see nude pics, you must have nude pics to share.

The second mistake this so called friend made was to ask me for pics, which I promptly told him my facebook page has plenty. His response was "their old." Not true at all. I even have tagged pics on there as recent as last month. That mutherfucker. Excuse my french, but why is it all that important for you see me if you don't even want to talk on the phone. Gay black men can be so superficial, it makes me sick. It makes my journey towards getting back to the ole me more important. Of course I am doing this lifestyle change for health, but honestly I want to have the right to tell all those fickle gays to "EAT IT BYTCHES!!!"

Wish me luck, and the next time you run across a fickle gay. Tell em for me (us) EAT IT!!!

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